Tales of Times Forgotten

Misunderstood Myths, Part One: Pandora’s Jar

You have all doubtlessly heard the story of Pandora at some point or another. The story begins with Zeus, who decides to punish humans for having received fire from the Titan Prometheus, so he creates Pandora, the first woman, and gives her to Prometheus’s twin brother Epimetheus. Epimetheus accepts Pandora and marries her, even though Prometheus has previously warned him never to accept any kind of gifts from Zeus under any circumstances. Along with Pandora, Zeus also gives Epimetheus a jar with a lid and instructs him that the jar must never be opened under any circumstances. Epimetheus warns Pandora not to open the jar, but then, once Epimetheus is out of the house, Pandora ignores his warning, opens the jar, and unleashes all the evils of the earth, causing untold suffering for all mankind. Pandora slams the lid shut on the jar, trapping the one thing left inside, Hope.

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The Longest-Reigning Monarch in All of Human History

You may have occasionally found yourself wondering who the longest-reigning monarch in all of recorded history was, but, chances are, you have probably never had the time to look it up.

Queen Elizabeth II of Britain is the longest-reigning monarch who is currently still alive. She ascended to the throne on February 6, 1952 and has remained queen ever since. In spite of this, however, she is not the longest-reigning monarch of all time or even the longest-reigning monarch in modern history.

The longest reigning monarch in modern history is King Sobhuza II of Swaziland, who ascended to the throne on December 10, 1899 and continued to reign until his death on August 21, 1982. He reigned for nearly eighty-three years, which is truly an astonishingly long period of time. Nonetheless, although King Sobhuza II is the longest-reigning monarch in modern times, he is not even close to being the longest-reigning monarch of all time.

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The Fascinating Evolution of the Word Silly

Some words seem to almost insinuate their meanings just by the very way they sound. I have always felt the word silly is one such word. There is something that seems almost inherently silly about the sound “illy” in English. Perhaps I only feel this way because I have heard comic expressions containing this sound, such as “silly billy” and “willy-nilly,” too many times. In any case, the word silly has quite an unusual and fascinating history. Indeed, of all the words in the English language, the word silly is perhaps the word with the strangest, most convoluted history of meanings.

Debunking Popular Myths about the First Thanksgiving

Most people think that they know the story of the first Thanksgiving. The truth, though, is that much of the traditional narrative that we have all been taught about the so-called “first Thanksgiving” is historically inaccurate. Here, in this article, I debunk a few of the most popular misconceptions about the so-called “first Thanksgiving,” including when it was held, why it was held, and who was present at it.

The Ancient Greek Cinderella

The story of Cinderella is a classic European folk tale that almost everyone in the western world has known since childhood. Most people here in the United States were first introduced to the story through the classic Walt Disney animated film Cinderella (1950), which was based on a French version of the story published in 1697 by the French writer Charles Perrault in his book Histoires ou contes du temps passé (“Stories of Past Times with Morals”). The story of Cinderella itself, however, is far, far older than Perrault. In fact, the oldest known version of the story of Cinderella was actually first recorded by a Greek writer in Hellenistic Egypt during the early first century AD.
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The Man Who Wrote Too Much: Didymos Chalkenteros

During the first century A.D. there was a scholar at the library of Alexandria named Didymos. Didymos was a prolific writer. According to Wise Men at Dinner by Athenaios, Didymos wrote over 4,000 books. According to On the Education of the Orator by Marcus Fabius Quintillianus, Didymos wrote more treatises than any other person had ever written before. As a result of his intense stamina for writing, Didymos became known as “Χαλκέντερος,” which means “The Bronze-Gutted.”

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The Bizarre Origins of the Word Idiot

The 2016 election cycle in the United States has been one of the most bitter and divisive in recent memory. Both of the candidates—Hillary Rodham Clinton (D) and Donald J. Trump (R)—are regarded as so thoroughly unlikeable in every way that many people are outright refusing to vote for either of them. If you decide not to vote in this election, though, you are an idiot. I do not necessarily mean you are unintelligent or even ignorant for that matter; I merely mean that you are an idiot.

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